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7/15/2022
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What A Day: Disparage Italian Style
We don't feel so alone for having a dysfunctional government. Grazie! Thursday, July 14, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Former President Donald Trump, mining his ex-wife's death for
7/14/2022
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What A Day: New phone, Netanya'hu dis?
Saudi Arabia has president Biden over a barrel. Wednesday, July 13, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Former National Security Adviser John Bolton doing a weird flex/accidental confession that
7/13/2022
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What A Day: Über schmuck
Turns out you can't trust an administration who unceasingly lied for four years straight. Tuesday, July 12, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Libertarian hack Jeffrey Tucker, complaining
7/12/2022
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What A Day: More than Youngkin, less than kind
Republicans are, once again, sending their worst. Monday, July 11, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Vice President Kamala Harris, whipping up the perfect word salad to explain why Dems never
7/8/2022
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What A Day: Biden His Time
Somehow, we've never used this subject line before. Friday, July 8, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Trump's former DOJ lawyer Jeffrey Clark, getting the FBI house-call special Since
7/8/2022
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What A Day: Wake Me Up Before You BoJo
Cause he *is* planning on going solo Thursday, July 7, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Tucker Carlson, expertly diagnosing the cause of mass shootings If the House January 6 Committee was
7/1/2022
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What A Day: Full-Court Distress
For the love of God can we get some order in the Court? Wednesday, June 30, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA -Laura Ingraham, who has clearly never received a hug It's officially summer so
6/30/2022
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What A Day: Hutching At Straws
Republicans are not...sending their best Wednesday, June 29, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA -Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO), apparent non-reader of the Constitution MAGA world is scrambling to
6/29/2022
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What A Day: To Ketchup A Predator
Ketchup EVERYWHERE! Tuesday, June 28, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA -Lake Superior, absolutely drowning Republican hack Tom Fitton In a surprising twist in the proceedings that will not stop
6/27/2022
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What A Day: Sem' no evil
Hear that ladies? Just keep that stuff AWAY. Monday, June 27, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Boris Johnson, on playing tough with the Kremlin The 72 hours after the corrupted Supreme Court
6/24/2022
21 : 14
What A Day: Dobbsmacked
So that was a lie. Friday, June 24, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL), asking for a pardon from Donald Trump The May leak was not a fluke: Five Republican Supreme Court
6/24/2022
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What A Day: Eenie, meanie, whiney Mo
Amazon has single-handedly crushed the seance industry. Thursday, June 23, 2022 BY JON MILLSTEIN & CROOKED MEDIA -Mike Pence, learning Congress called on him to invoke the 25th amendment The House
6/22/2022
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What A Day: Powell movement
Her aforementioned daddy. Wednesday, June 22, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Rep. Mo Brooks (R-AL), after losing the Alabama Senate primary Investigations of the January 6 insurrection are
6/21/2022
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What A Day: 'perger flipper
Thoroughly pantsed Trump... Tuesday, June 21, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Nevada GOP attorney general nominee, Sigal Chattah, having a normal one The House January 6 Committee held its
6/17/2022
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What A Day: Frontline fling
The judge said no :( Friday, June 17, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -John Eastman, innocent person What A Day will be off Monday in observance of Juneteenth. See ya Tuesday! The House
6/17/2022
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What A Day: For crying out Loudermilk
To thine own self be true. Thank you, thank you, I wrote that myself. Wednesday, June 15, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Ginni Thomas, on escaping her first cult Things keep getting juicier
6/17/2022
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What A Day: DiLutting the message
(this guy goes nuts with email!) Thursday, June 16, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA -Christian Walker, son of Herschel, absentee father of three In the latest edition of We-All-Saw-This-Coming
6/14/2022
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What A Day: All Clark, no bite
Joker 2 is gonna be a musical Tuesday, June 14, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Rudy Giuliani, unconvincingly, on his election-night drunkenness We're going to have to wait a day to see
6/13/2022
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What A Day: Fool intentions
Sorry to this mastodon. Monday, June 13, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY), enjoying the art of subtlety What did Donald Trump know about getting thumped in the 2020
6/10/2022
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What A Day: Dang, Mike Pence
WHAM, right to Kushner's nards. Friday, June 10, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -MTG, blowing the whistle on farted-upon insurrectionists The first real public hearing of the House